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Cally Beaton - Namaste Motherf*ckers

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From: £21.00

Namaste Motherf*ckers is the new show from Cally Beaton (QI, Live at the Apollo) – a quick-witted, unexpected and unapologetic insight into life in midlife.

Combining Cally’s comedic and storytelling prowess with extracts from her provocative, stereotype-busting book of the same name, the show has at its heart her own story of radical reinvention – taking her from meetings in boardrooms to treading the boards, thanks to a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers.

A funny show about a deadly serious subject, Namaste Motherf*ckers is a celebration of and for the female of the species. Invisible no more. The show includes a Q&A and meet-and-greet with Cally (who knows, Jeff the wonder dog may even be there, too).

Important information

Ticket prices: £21

Running time: Approximately 1 hour 40 mins including interval

Age recommendation: 16+

Available to book:
24 March at 10 am – Ambassadors, Supporters, Gold Friends and Corporates
26 March at 10 am – Friends and Best Friends
28 March at 10 am – General

Concessions:
Friends – 5% off
Ambassadors, Supporters, Best Friends and Gold Friends – 10% off

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Reviews

★★★★
“Sprightly wit and considerable storytelling prowess.”
The Scotsman

★★★★
“Original and clever.”
The Arts Desk – pick of the Edinburgh Fringe

“Gripping, perceptive and uplifting.”
Chortle

“Exciting and hilarious talent…she’s got it.”
Time Out

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