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Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ Off to Mars

25 Sep - 26 Sep

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25 Sep - 26 Sep 2025

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Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.

After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp standup

Important information

Ticket prices: £21.50

Running time: Approx 1 hour 50 mins including interval

Age recommendation: Strictly 14+

Available to book:
24 March at 10 am – Ambassadors, Supporters, Gold Friends and Corporates
26 March at 10 am – Friends and Best Friends
28 March at 10 am – General

Concessions:
Friends – 5% off
Ambassadors, Supporters, Best Friends and Gold Friends – 10% off
O60/U26 – £18.50

Content warning:
Likely to be swearing and adult content

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Reviews

“Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire”
The Mirror

“Very funny”
The Times

“Laugh Out Loud Funny”
Sunday Telegraph

‘It’s great to welcome sharp, topical comedy and Parsons remains one of its most skilful exponents”
The Guardian

“Potato-headed”
Evening Standard

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