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Count Dykula

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Butch loner Count Dykula loves her life, even though she’s technically dead. Her gothic castle slaps and she gets to prey upon humans who stray behind the big Asda. But trouble looms when cultural powerhouse Scare University starts preaching “the right way to be a monster”, and the ultra-femme busty bloodsuckers being presented as the perfect vampire girlies are a far cry from the Count. With her masculine pride hanging on by a cheap carabiner, she sets out to tear down Scare U’s human-normative regime. After all, she loves a garlic naan and can only turn into a bat after a few beers. 

With more fake blood, fake boobs, and bats (real) than ever before, COUNT DYKULA is Airlock Theatre’s third big queer musical extravaganza. From the creators of LESBIAN SPACE CRIME and PANSEXUAL PREGNANT PIRACY comes this bone-chillingly hilarious riot and gay goth’s wet dream. 

Important information

Ticket prices: £17.50

Running time: 1 hour with no interval

Age recommendation: 16+

Available to book:
25 November at 10 am – Ambassadors, Supporters, Gold Friends and Corporates
27 November at 10 am – Friends and Best Friends
29 November at 10 am – General

Concessions:
Friends – 5% off
Ambassadors, Supporters, Best Friends and Gold Friends – 10% off

Note: 
Contains sexual themes, strong language, and simulated gore and violence.

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Reviews

★★★★
“One of the funniest shows I’ve seen this year.”
Always Time for Theatre

★★★★
“Raucously funny.”
LPT

★★★★
“Entirely inaccurate, completely shameless, and utterly delightful.”
All That Dazzles

★★★★
“Non-stop, high-energy comedy.”
a Youngish Perspective

★★★★
“Guaranteed fun.”
Theatre and Tonic

★★★★
“A queer extravaganza that embraces the filthy best of panto and cabaret.”
Fairy Powered Productions

★★★★
“Fantastically ridiculous.”
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