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Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me?

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Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me?

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From: £23.00

Following acclaimed runs in London and Edinburgh, the multi-award-winning star and creator of ITV’s Transaction hits the road with a guitar on her back, a bounty on her ballbag, and some very poorly written death threats in her DMs.

When Jordan stripped off live on Channel 4 (and won a BAFTA in the process), bigots around the globe went ballistic. Luckily… so were her tits.

Is the cost of success worth it? How do you live up to your own sky-high expectations? And most importantly, should you even be a comedian when your bum looks this good? Join Jordan as she explores all this and more in her rootinest, tootinest, shootinest hour of musical comedy yet.

 

Edinburgh Fringe Best Show – Nominee

Melbourne International Comedy Fest Best Show – Nominee

Channel 4 Breakthrough Comedy Star – Winner

NextUp Biggest Award In Comedy –  Winner

Important information

Ticket prices: £23

Running time: Approx 1 hour and 40 minutes

Age recommendation: 16+

Available to book:
24 Nov at 10 am – Ambassadors, Supporters, Gold Friends and Corporates
26 Nov at 10 am – Friends and Best Friends
28 Nov at 10 am – General

Concessions:
Friends – 5% off
Ambassadors, Supporters, Best Friends and Gold Friends – 10% off

Please note this show contains strong language, themes of transphobia and discrimination, violence and death threats.

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Reviews

★★★★
“Terrific… blazingly energetic”
The Telegraph

★★★★
“Lyrically dextrous – blisteringly funny”
The List

★★★★
“An emerging talent who is firing on all cylinders”
The Scotsman

★★★★
“Giving her all is clearly what she does best”
The Skinny

★★★★
“Hilarious and often emotional”
The I

★★★★★
“Will stay with you long after you leave”
Entertainment Now

★★★★
“Hilariously quick-witted … raw and intimate”
Broadway Baby

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