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The Liar, The B*tch and the Wardrobe

10 Dec - 20 Dec

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The Liar, The B*tch and the Wardrobe

10 Dec - 20 Dec 2025

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Following the huge success of Ghosted last year, Paul Taylor-Mills is back with the hilarious The Liar, The B*tch and The Wardrobe. This hilarious Christmas romp played to critical acclaim at The Turbine Theatre, London.

With no prospects of climbing the property ladder, the imminent return of James Cordon to the UK and the brink of World War Ill on the horizon, two evacuees flee London and escape to the country for a simpler life.

All seems to be going to plan until a trip back in the closet transports them both to an unknown land. They embark on a raucous adventure meeting ‘almost’ recognisable characters: Mr Topless, The Hungry Beaver, The Tight Bi*ch and Aslan, as they pursue their own personal quest of discovery, to become Queens of the kingdom and solve that ultimate age-old problem: world peace!

Important information

Ticket prices: £16 - £18

Running time: Approximately 2 hours with interval

Age recommendation: 16+

Available to book:
21 Jul at 10 am – Ambassadors, Supporters, Gold Friends and Corporates
23 Jul at 10 am – Friends and Best Friends
25 Jul at 10 am – General

Concessions:
Friends – 5% off
Ambassadors, Supporters, Best Friends and Gold Friends – 10% off
Corporate – £2 off
U25s – £3 off Tue-Thu performances
Groups – 20+ 10% Off, 40+ 20% Off, 80+ 25% Off Tue-Thu performances

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