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Turn Your F*cking Phones Off

17 Oct 19:00

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Hi. Thanks for making time for whatever this is. I suppose it’s a theatre show. Perhaps it’s an interdisciplinary, interactive, mixed-media piece of performance art. An ambitious, impactful and timely exploration of human connection in the information age. A town hall meeting at the end of the world. A karaoke booth in a nuclear bunker. A clear-the-air chat between you, me and the rest of our plane of existence mates.

A thrilling and vital new work from the multi-award-winning theatremaker. As voted for audiences at BABYFLEAREINDEERBAG.

“Unmissable” ★★★★★ ToDoList

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Running time: 1 hour approx with no interval

Age recommendation: 16+

Concessions:
Friends – 5% off
Ambassadors, Supporters, Best Friends and Gold Friends – 10% off

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