Cast announcements, Comedy, Drama
You're So F**king Croydon!
03 May 19:45
‘You’re SO F**king Croydon!’ is a bold, unapologetic dive into the female working-class experience and noughties club culture, seamlessly blending music, dance, comedy, spoken word, and Croydon’s most infamous celebrities.
“It was my nemesis, I hated Croydon with a real vengeance. It represented everything I didn’t want in my life, everything I wanted to get away from. I think it’s the most derogatory thing I can say about somebody or something: ‘God, it’s so f**king Croydon!’” – David Bowie.
Set against the gritty backdrop of Croydon’s reputation, this dynamic and interactive show aims to challenge Bowies quote. It’s not just a story about a place, but about every woman who’s been defined by where she comes from. With a cheeky “Love of Huns” aesthetic and a euphoric ‘Save the Last Dance’-esque finale, the show celebrates resilience, power, and the refusal to be pigeonholed.
Whether you’ve walked Croydon’s streets or not, this show resonates with humour, heart, and a strut down memory lane, featuring David Bowie in the most unexpected ways.
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Ticket prices: £15
Running time: 1 hour approx with no interval
Age recommendation: 15+
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