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Dan Tiernan: Quartz and All
29 Oct 19:30
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Dan Tiernan is back at it again: and this time he’s got magic rocks in his pocket.
With a hat trick of sold-out Edinburgh Festival runs, Dan’s a three-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee who has received countless five-star reviews. No wonder the Guardian has named him ‘one of comedy’s most distinctive new voices’.
★★★★
‘Loud, inventive, visceral… it’s a blast’
Times
Dan returns on tour armed with an amethyst, a bucketful of sage and a rose quartz the size of his impossibly large head.
As seen on Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, and QI.
NOMINEE: Best Newcomer – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023
NOMINEE: Best Comedy Show – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025
NOMINEE: Best Comedy Show – Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2026
NOMINEE: Most Outstanding Show – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2026
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Running time: 1 hour 40 minutes with interval
Age recommendation: 16+
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Ambassadors, Supporters, Best Friends and Gold Friends – 10% off
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Reviews
★★★★★
‘One of the most compelling voices to emerge in stand-up in recent years’
Mail on Sunday★★★★★
‘An hour of unrelenting laughter, and the promise of an astonishing career ahead’
Skinny★★★★
‘Loud, inventive, visceral… it’s a blast’
Times★★★★★
‘Unhinged’
The List★★★★
‘Crude comedy with a big payoff is stand-up’s best yet’
Guardian★★★★½
‘With unique ferocity…he’s in utter command’
Chortle
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